Ignignokt the terrorist
Cartoon Network places LED boards with ATHF characters in various cities around the country, as part of a marketing campaign. Some crazy paranoid Bostonian thinks the blinking ad might be a ter’rist threat and calls the cops. So the bomb squad comes in and defuses the blinking lights, while the internets laugh. At this point, the Boston police have a couple of choices. They could
A. reassess the ridiculous level of paranoia and the useless yet annoying security theater that have stifled American life for the past 5 years; or
B. arrest the Cartoon Network marketing guy for planting a hoax explosive device.
Well, guess which choice they picked?
This country is run by morons with no sense of humor.